rebirth of the cool pt. 1

all right kids! a new FTS segment!!
y'know what else is wrong with rock these days? no one is cool. just a bunch of whiny cunts. sullen boys. fucking children.
you can suffer and still be cool.
oh, here's something you won't like about this segment. it's gonna cost you money. i'm gonna print a really cool line. but here's the rub. you have to LISTEN to it. cuz it may not seem so cool when you read it. but when you HEAR it... that's it!!
and, pssssstttt...., here's a secret (lucy) for you. this is also a test on how men and women listen to music differently. more to come.

townes van zandt
'dollar bill blues'

"if i had a dollar bill
yes i believe i surely will
go to town and drink my fill
early in the morning".

now go listen.